We're probably heading home today and as helpful as everyone has been, it will be nice to not have people coming in and waterboarding us to find out if we changed his diaper, what was in it, what time it was, did we feed him, how long, which side, how much.
Massively sleep deprived, we've resorted to telling them what they want to hear and we also gave up the secret location of the diaper "archives" (under the sink, in the corner).
Don't call us today. We are sleepy. The times of opportunity are randomly scattered and we could get sleep almost without notice. A single phone call will send us into a psychosis.
We'll call you.,. I promise